Never call the police on anyone unless you want them dead.

I really like Zoomers. 

Finally. I hope we are on the precipice of a sea change in our country's expectations of policing.

I read the article. It was amazing. I didn’t realize stage humping had such a rich history. I always thought it was just one of those creepy things that straight people like to do in public.

I’ve spoken with three women that had extremely heavy periods after getting their first vaccine. I’m a research scientist and one of the lectures I teach is on sex hormones, and I have no idea how to tie one to the other. Very interesting stuff.

German shepherds aren’t exactly social butterflies. They can learn to chill, but it doesn’t come natural for all of them. Considering Major is a rescue dog, he’s been subject to some trauma, and it’s reasonable to assume that he gets all kinds of nervous around strangers. Which means that having random WH employees…

I agree. Like victims of domestic abuse, come to me for help when you’re ready to leave, not when you need a night off, but are going back in the morning because you still love him and want to work it out because he sounded like he meant it this time when he said he was sorry.

Oh absolutely a ton! And the the clincher is the Office of Recovery Services. The ORS acts as a debt collector for child support/alimony payments owed to people who use state benefits. The state takes like 3% of whatever it collects (ostensibly as repayment for benefits) and passes the rest to the custodial parent,…

They will make counterfeit vaccination cards, or cards stating they have (fake) vaccine allergies. Some people will go to the ends of the earth to avoid basic civil responsibility. 

Yeah, but how many of those bikini women are going to talk to you?

Agreed. I’m not generally interested in royals (or their American counterparts), but I feel like Ofmeghan has done some interesting things in the past 20 years. At least he’s not hawking cosmetics and knock-off pumps.

Gay men adopted their younger lovers so that they had legal familial and inheritance rights, not so they could back up how totally un-racist they are by being seen hanging with someone brown.

Police don’t defend people. At best they catch the one who injured/murdered the people that the police failed to defend.

So what if Hilaria is a bit of a try-hard? Her accent sounds (to me) like her first language is English and she speaks a lot of Spanish. Who cares if she pretended to be fancier than she really is, or if people pretended for her and she let them? She’s not anyone special- she hasn’t invented anything, doesn’t run a gov…

They were mean to her baby. That's officially the last straw. I wish Oprah wanted to interview me about what a cunt my son's paternal grandmother is. She was mean to my baby and I want revenge!

Yes, (most) Americans think Spanish people (and anyone who speaks Spanish as a first language) are not white.

If only "flesh color" even slightly resembled the color of my skin. 

Seriously. One of the perks of my job (research scientist) is that I must wear comfortable, closed-toed leather shoes, and clothes I don’t mind ruining, but don’t make me sweat when covered with disposable PPE. So... tank tops, yoga capris, and Vans proskate.

I like this strategy. It's sus AF, but turnaround is fair. 

Wanting to pet Frankie.