I read elsewhere that apparently the guidance counselor learned the kid was going to an orientation for low income students and wondered how that had happened.

The one time I had In-N-Out, I was thoroughly disappointed.  Their fries are terrible. I would like to cast a vote for Burgerville as the best fast food burger.

But at least you could kill Hitler and hopefully that would help get it out of your head.

If you had seen the movie Skyfall, it was clear that James Bond is his actual name, not a code name. You know, where they showed his parent’s graves and their names.

I also have a visceral dislike of Tom Hanks and all my friends think I am crazy. He is just so smarmy.

Or maybe some of us liked his ideas but didn’t think that he would actually be able to do anything. For example, I voted in a quite late primary (May) and even in April he had no how he would do some of the things regarding banking that he was proposing. I don’t want someone who just talks big and won’t be able to get…

If the conditions were so great inside, why wouldn’t they the congresspeople take pictures? 

I rode my bike to commute in a college town and no one had any situational awareness regarding bikes and I followed all the traffic laws. I was hit by cars twice by people turning who did not look to see if I was going straight and hit by pedestrians twice who literally did not look before stepping into the bike lane…

Based on the street sign it is Portland, which is where I grew up.  But it looks just the brand new buildings where I live now.

I knew one guy who was like that and all being like if Bernie doesn’t win the primary, I’ll vote for Trump.. In the end he left it blank rather than vote for Hillary or Trump. He was just a privileged white guy (with Canadian permanent residence) who was like let’s just burn it all down. That is the type of attitude…

Trump people. Like they do not shut up. I don’t talk politics with my relatives because I know what will happen. Do they force me to talk about it by never shutting up? Yes. Do they already know how I feel? Yes.

I’m a girl and I order old fashioneds basically because it takes the edge off the whiskey, and I do look cool and impress the guys. :)

The most shit I have gotten from anyone over my meat eating habits is from people who eat meat. Like my stepdad used to make fun of my sister and I when we were vegetarian, because not eating meat is wussy. And its not like either of us were making them change what they eat, we just didn’t eat the meat.

Really? I was totally able to sell the movie to so many people, except I added that the vampires were roommates? Although maybe I got lucky and was mostly selling it to people with my sense of humor.

I know, I had only finally embraced having red hair as an adult after being teased about it as a child. And then it started turning dull brown in the last couple of years. It seems so lifeless, I just dye it to the correct color now. which works as it covers up the greys too. 

It’s what Minnesotans call casserole. 

I definitely wouldn’t write it in a formal setting. My speech patterns are weird because I am from PNW, but my parents were fresh from Minnesota and I know I use some of their regionalisms (like hotdish).

I am 37 and American and I am pretty sure I have always used on accident. And you can’t blame it on a poor education in my case. Are you the people, I went to college with who got all up on my case for saying anyhow instead of anyway? Because that wasn’t a good look then and it isn’t a good look now.

I literally said convicted. He also got kicked out of grad school for sexually harassing chicks so excuse me if owning a shirt doesn’t convince me of your feminism.

Owning a shirt doesn’t mean shit. I know a guy who owns a “This is what a feminist looks like” shirt that has been convicted of domestic violence.