Rome was also, at the time, the most expensive TV series ever made.

Agreed. When they took so long to reveal her body, I was actually starting to think that she had a bag over her head or something, and Elliott was working up the courage to take it off and see if she was alive or not.

It isn't until I see their names side by side that I remember that Sam Worthington and Jai Courtney are two different people.

No, it was the reverse: "special agent becomes extreme sports dude."

People move their furniture when they vacuum?

Well, the computer didn't specify tar. Richard Pryor just snagged it from his pack of cigarettes.

"Iffin I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And iffin I drop, I'm going to be in motion." My wife and I quote this to each other - usually in contexts where it makes no sense - all the time.

Tar. The last ingredient is tar.

It's called sarcasm. Do you not know what that is?

Then you're either a troll or just a professional Wrong Person.

No, because it's a Part 4 and this list was 5+.

"Shit's got to be pretty traumatizing when you're panicked and weeping on some of the strongest MDMA in the world."

I'm confused. So if he IS Chad's biological father (and it's obvious that the rapist isn't, since he's played by Asshole Cop from "The Crow"), he gets what? No visitation at all?

I recognized that guy, too ("hey, isn't that one of the senior police guys?"), and then just assumed I was wrong.

Except the first two made absolute sense in the context of the show.

"How this guy actually had the deductive reasoning and
analytical thinking to graduate from Ivy League schools is beyond me."

I'm wondering how that even works with someone of Hogan's magnitude. What do the historical documents look like now?

Like any time after the comics first came out in 1990 (which to be fair are SO much better than the film)?

"the Assembly Cut of Alien 3 is “more watchable” than James Cameron’s Aliens"

Somehow that's 10x funnier imagining Forrest Whitaker saying it.