The irony being that I felt like their Civil War roles were reversed here.

There were definite downtime moments, but aside from the hangout at Avengers Tower, I felt like none of them actually advanced any of the relationships between the characters. They were just opportunities to blurt out exposition (and to try to convince us that the Widow-Hulk romance didn't come out of nowhere.)

Saw it last night, and feel like this review is spot on. I read somewhere that the original director's cut is close to three and a half hours, and my guess is it's a much more coherent movie. Even at 2 1/2 hours, everything felt so rushed that it was hard to become invested in much of the story. Characters come and go…

"why is Adrian Peterson a child abuser while Graham is not only a good mother, but mother of the year?"

Well, when you have no articulation, you're harder to break…

Ah, knockoff toys…I had RoboSaur Snarl that was a dimetrodon instead of a stegosaurus.

Yeah, 80s Go-Bots had nowhere near that kind of articulation.

"Omg, you're giving me the Uggo Speech!" FTW

Exactly. Besides the fact that the no-eyes look is just cooler, having eyeholes just adds an unnecessary point of vulnerability. Sure, you can't blind him (again), but I have to assume having your eyes gouged out is still very painful, not to mention an obvious target when you're fighting a guy whose only unarmored…

“We’re the Mighty Ducks, and they’re Greenland,” Thomas said. “We’re the fucking plebs.”

Because there's a difference between JOINING the Stark army, and BEING the Stark army.

Actually, Ned had that conversation with Bran, not Jon, though all the boys were present.

Hahahahahaha.

Nice callback, otm. I'd forgotten that was him.

Also, Owlsley mentions his son on a few occasions.

Deborah Ann Woll was one of the (admittedly few) highlights of True Blood. I was delighted when i heard they'd cast her.

"Speaking of which, who do you detest more? Leland Owsley or Warden Norton? Discuss."

I think that was supposed to be their first year of law school; not undergrad, otherwise the timeline doesn't fit with the rest of the MCU.

"He appeared in Runaways, my personal favorite superhero comic, which was also in development as a Marvel Studios film at one point."

My question was more like, "Why does he have a spare clip in his pocket, when he had to go retrieve the gun in the first place?"