Yeah, it wasn't exactly a secret, between the bid and the high-end motorcycle collection.

My wife and I laughed our asses off at his "What should I wear to the whooping?" line.

Who the f*ck is Queenetta?

"What’s worse than the “I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed” speech?"

I was going to say, isn't he a med student? Wouldn't that put him at least in his early 20s?

Yes. Granted, you'd never see an entire precinct goofing off together like they do (that's why it's a TV comedy), but cops spending huge chunks of a day on frivolous personal shit? Without a doubt.

"Like, do these cops have all this free time?"

Aw, man. I was hoping he was President Underwood.

I liked it as a six (or was it seven?) part crossover, but didn't really LOVE it until I read ALL the associated issues.

"As for E. Nigma (oh shit, I just got that!)"

Yes, but they usually don't do it in the middle of said city…

Interesting thing I learned on a podcast this week: apparently these days, if you say "fuck" or "pussy" or somesuch with a sexual connotation, it's an automatic 'R'. But if someone drops and anvil on their foot, and shrieks "FUCK!" in pain, or refers to their cat as a pussy (or a kid, if you're Tony Stark), then it's…

Actually, you'd be surprised how many Mensans are broke…

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, CARROT!

I could've told you the wedding and Eternal Flame were years apart based on a) having no memory whatsoever of the Charles/Di wedding (because I was six) and b) recalling how hot Susanna Hoffs was (because I was a teenager), but that's about as accurate as I could get.

She said in the very first conversation regarding "the talk" that their dad hadn't been helping out as much as he promised. And she said on the Skype call that he had just taken the baby to the park, so it was clear he (the character, anyway) was alive.

"Then again, that might just be my bias as a person who thinks Jenny Slate should have a prominent role in every comedy on TV."

Ditto all of that, except I thought Ultimate Warrior beating Hogan was the greatest thing ever.

Now imagining Stringer Bell with the English accent. The Wire just got better.

'Born of a Broken Man'