Favorite Chang moment: when he became a security guard and got his giant Maglite. "Time to get some BRAINS on this bad boy!"

I saw him do stand-up awhile back and all I could think was, "Goddamn, I wish they had given him Spider-Man…"

Agreed. Seasons 1-3 are locked in a box marked Favorite Sitcom of All-Time next to Seasons 1-3 of Battlestar Galactica in the Favorite Non-Sitcom of All-Time. I can't even imagine the kind of shows that are going to dethrone them, but I can't wait to find out.

I would assume those same safety features would prevent someone from being able to dictate the plane's altitude from a panel in the cargo hold, as opposed to the cockpit. And again, the MAIN cargo door, similarly not sealed off and thus preventing the entertainment-friendly but totally inaccurate "sucking out all the…

Right? For me, it's less about Ward "letting them go" and more about executing his command to kill them a way that makes him feel less guilty, since if anyone is resourceful enough to get out of that pod alive, it's F/S. I don't believe he's dumb enough to think Garrett is going to be satisfied with "I dumped them out…

If I lived in the Marvel Universe, with all the ridiculous technology at their disposal, I'd always assume that SHIELD agents were carrying communicator/locators. Fitz in particular, since his entire existence revolves around inventing such things. It's not like he picked them up at their apartments fresh out of the…

I've heard similar stories shared about many countries' special forces, including our own. I went to high school with a girl from Chile who was dating a soldier their, and he told her he had to kill a puppy as part of his training. I don't know if any of them are actually true, though.

I was stupid enough to buy the season pass for this show before it even started, so I was able to just now go back and rewatch these parts. You may be right.

His property was 1,000 acres. That's less than two square miles, and he had six months to scavenge…

Also, Patton Oswalt and Agent Hand. Even under orders, it's murder when the other side does it.

That would add nothing but un-necessary confusion to the plot. I don't even think Garret actually KILLED Buddy, but was just watching to see whether or not Ward carried out the order. There was no reason that Buddy HAD to die, they didn't even give us a sound effect of the rifle firing, and killing dogs and other…

It would be pretty dumb to eat a dog that was already trained to flush out and retrieve any game you brought down. A better question would be "Why didn't Buddy eat WARD?"

Buddy will be revealed in the finale as Deathlok 3.0

Yeah, I was going to say "Did we even watch the same episode??" Ward didn't kill Buddy. I don't even think Garrett killed Buddy; he just verified through the scope that Ward didn't do it.

Or a Grown Ass Man Pretending To Be A High School Freshman (aka a "TV teen"). If I'd had classes with someone who looked like Tom Welling when I was 13, I'd have shit my pants in terror.

I don't care if it makes no goddamn conceptual sense, I still want to see the animated series that generated this concept art:

And then it turns out there never was a Batman; a frustrated Commissioner Gordon with no legal recourse was the uncatchable, mystery vigilante and Batman was his Tyler Durden all along. Bruce Wayne really is just a bumbling, spoiled trust fund baby.

I assume you mean Regina King (which is a pretty cool/weird name when you thing about it…)

Yep, when I fell out of my chair laughing at it, and my wife looked at me funny, I had to explain to her that it was a real reference, then showed her that photo.

"These bitches would put NAPALM on their head if it made their hair straight!"
Spot. On.