Riiiiiiight. Because semen from used condoms lives indefinitely. I believe it is time for what the kids call a "face palm" right about now.

God, I freaking love that movie.

And you know who is totally NOT invited to our annual pig roast and conference? That traitor Courtney Love. Remember how her fan magazine used to be called "She's Not Even Pretty"? Like she wore ugly as a badge of honor? Eff her

Should we start an Ugly Girls Anti-Defamation League? I volunteer to be secretary!

Yeah, I get some ingrowns. Tweezers. There is no perfect solution to the hair removal problem.

And she is amazing-looking, to boot. I DIDN'T SNARK, I SWEAR IT.

You are awesome.

Mayor Punke...snicker.

Hurts a little initially, but it's not unbearable, and it gets more bearable.

Erin Gloria: PREACH.

Oh, my god. The boy short bathing suit is a TRUE lifesaver.

Lube? Foreplay? I'm sorry to hear this. New partner? Um...you want me to stop with the suggestions?

Same errant bikini line here. I have found this product to be a life saver.

Yeah! Nor developeth the melanoma!

I could believe that he did tell them and that they chose to do nothing. I'm sure the police in State College are just as in thrall to The Cult as everybody else is. I always thought "Happy Valley" sounded like a sinister joke, and now I know why.

I remain really pale and was really thin until I hit about 35 (now that I'm 40 the trend has definitely started heading towards a plushier me) and I certainly recognize that some women are naturally thin and pale. I wasn't so much talking about the R. Mara picture as Jezebel/Jezebel's commenters general attitude…

What I find so funny about the anti-bodysnarking vibe here on the Jez is that it's one thing to rip on somebody for being overweight. But if pictures are going to be paraded in front of me AS IF NORMATIVE of women who appear to be actively starving themselves to death, to NOT comment on this fact seems like it's…

I love Thom Browne, and love his look.

I know Jennifer Lopez denied it up and down, and Julia Roberts was on Oprah talking about how twins ran in her family, blah blah blah. I know people have boy-girl twins naturally, too, but it always seems like a red flag. Not sure why.

I thought you were going to mention the fact that many famous ladies, who pretty clearly had fertility help, will swear up and down that they didn't. THAT shit chaps my ass, because it plays into just what you're talking about.