My husband was just pitching me "Vagyver" as a TV show the other day.

I would rather eat glass than have more than one husband. Sweet marie.

*Why* would you name your daughter Press? Or is that #namesnarking to ask?

Penn State is a cult. Pass it on.

I like Remembrance Day more than Veterans' Day. Poppy for me, please.

It's official: they need to fire their publicist.

See? It's not just me! I can't believe they didn't publicize these unions more! I totally would have sent a toaster!

Holy crap! She's gorgeous! This is not a Frankie Rayder/Missy Rayder situation. BTW, in doing research for this comment (ahem) I had to look up Frankie Rayder so as to not fluff her last name. HOW ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH DID I NOT KNOW SHE WAS MARRIED TO FLEA???? What are the internet/s for if not to inform me of…

It's like a guiltless "Forever"!

Well, as a culture we apparently managed to forget about Michael Jackson being a child molester, so what the hell. Why not give R. Kelly a pass, too?

And it would have the advantage of being "one of only three things I like: sweater weather, The Barefoot Contessa, and when Muppets present at awards shows."

Well played, bespectacled friend.

Did anyone else ever hear the rumor back in the 90s that R. Kelly was unlettered?

That's MR CRAZYPANTS Persecution Complex Child Molester to you, madame.

"Loder claims he knows MJ was a child molester because he was aware of secret payments he made to the children's families."

I have forwarded this to my husband, who nags me frequently about my lack of interest in drinking water.

a bodysnarker

"He who saves a single life, saves the world entire."

Every time I see a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker, my heart breaks. She looks like she is starving to death.

And just as racism was laid forever to rest by the election of a black president, so the Commonwealth dudes have made sexism a thing of the past with the stroke of a pen. Time for lunch! Then, a nap! Perhaps tomorrow, we'll tackle income inequality and still get to bed early!