Wow. She is totally committed in that role. Kudos.

Oh, my god! They're like the original Native Americans! They're all fucked if smallpox comes back....

Mr Sudeikis and Ms Olsen would certainly have some goggly-eyed babies.

Why be rich if it didn't mean you had flunkies cleaning bathrooms before you entered them?

If Jessica Simpson is shoeless in a public bathroom, I'd say she has trashy girl problems, too.

Once again, delighted to note that Americans do not have the lock on repulsive behavior. USA! USA! USA!

I shall try this at next bathing time. Thank you!

College sounds like it involves more glaring these days than I remember from when I did it.

I have been afflicted with horrible itchy scalp for about 25 years. Turns out, it is completely prevented by pouring vinegar on my hair after I wash it. I smell like a douche, but it is SOOOO worth it.

It's as easy as fallin' off a log! Just look at Angelina!

The idea that in the future I'll be even more spaced out than now is a terrifying one. I'm already a lifetime charter member of the "Where the fuck are my keys/is my wallet????" club. Nay, methinks I might be not just a member but the president of same.

Sorry I overreacted. I'm a bit #overcaffeinated at the moment.

Age snarking? Are you shitting me? I'm forty, so I'm not snarking at all. No, Snark Police, my point was that usually in pictures, SN looks mysterious and otherworldly and like a very expensive sprite. And in this picture, she looks like a conservatively coiffed middle-aged lady posing with her daughter. WHICH IS…

That picture makes me realize that I don't think Stevie Nicks smiles in photos very often. Now I see why: it instantly makes her look like a soccer mom.

I'd much rather contend with piles of somebody's dog's hair.

And this in the same country where fucking (or "dogging") in public parks is a-okay? What the shit, yo?

That is the #1 function of Gawker in my life: a discreet place to laugh at that which should not be laughed at.

"It's incredible to see how he pulled out the way he did." Does anyone else find this to be a most infelicitous turn of phrase?

Maybe there's an Italian Gawker...?

It would be a hardship to never go to the one country on earth that speaks the language you just got fluent in. What an ass pain.