I don't think you're supposed to have to push for 8 hours. Am I right, Those Who Know? Doesn't that suggest not having been dilated all the way?

I am work a night shift job, and find that a 10-20 minute nap (don't worry, I keep the pager next to my head, and everybody knows where I am if they need me) can make me a new woman.

I will be less sanguine about my consumption of dubious luncheon meats in the future. Although I don't think 40 is quite elderly, and none of the other categories include me.

I thought I remembered from Microbiology that listeria primarily caused miscarriage. I didn't realize it could kill you if you were outside the womb.

Anybody have a more successful googleperience than I did with the word "orpur"? I couldn't find shit in the way of definitions.

I heart you.

No shits. I think pretty much anything FBC ever does in her life I'll be able to forgive her for. What a fucking disaster of a mother.

Scoff on. I'm also a big non-fan of travel restrictions enacted to retroactively prevent September 11th.

That thing where you make a law that you think would have prevented something that already happens? Pretty much never works.

The Clinique counter in Macy's.

But then what can she do with her mad Italian skillz?

I had found myself thinking of my iPhone as my daemon. Or as the amazing bone: [en.wikipedia.org]

I have the calendula and the lavender, and I rotate them with the Kiss My Face patchouli roll-on. Hippies forever!

On the other hand, you got free shit out of it.

Very useful.

I was thinking "You smell like my great-uncle right before he died!" was a hell of a pickup line.

I promise to tell you if I smell you.

Tequila whisper. YES.

Ashton Kutcher has officially turned into someone's tiresome grandpa.

Oddly, I was thinking about Mike Myers earlier today. No particular reason why.