Yeah, I think the Vogue reflected light that shines on him may be part of why I think of him as being so good. Hmph.

I feel bad for Patrick Robinson; he's been fired from a million and one design jobs and yet seems genuinely sweet and talented. I hope he finds his niche....

I will direct my husband to this study, perhaps to explain my (in his mind) ridiculously princess-and-pea sensitivity to rumpled sheets, etc.

Me, too. And yet...on her....

According to Wikipedia, she's married to the Wendy of Wendy&Lisa, but the Lisa is Lisa Coleman. Confusing.

Still love this book and think of it often, esp because my husband bears a great resemblance to Alexander, even more pronounced when he is grumpy (and has gum in his hair).

Actually, were I brown-legged lassy, I'd like these more than I do. They're kind of ugly, but would kind of interesting if the leg sprouting from the top were brown.

Somsack? As in "I wanna get Somsack tonight"?

Our drakes have a spring ritual, which is that they fall in love with ME. The rest of the year, they have no interest, but come spring and there's an Indian Runner standing on my feet, following me everywhere. I've seen their junk, and it is gross. Get away from me, you feathery perv! If they chased my dogs, I'd…

the tractor is just not that into you

A friend's Toulouse gander was widowed (widowered?) and fell in love with friend's pickup truck, specifically the chrome parts of the truck. DO NOT GO NEAR THAT TRUCK, I BEG YOU. Goose will fuck you up. He ran off a Jehovah's Witness.

And also how often the man is making a "hate-sex" face?

Isn't it funny how often these are accompanied by apologies to their partner?

I like her.

this lady sounds like she doesn't have enough real shit to worry about

the only thing cuter than the Dread Pirate Barry was tiny Barry on his grampa's shoulders at the beach...if I were him, I would just use that in all my advertising when he runs for re-election

lik'm aid

Imagine dinner with C. Martin, S. Carter, B. Knowles and G. Paltrow. Except for Beyonce, I think I'd be tempted to stab everyone at the table with my fork.

die screaming you fat fuck

BINGO. God, how I love her.