She should have told the judge she was actually a hologram.

You are SO RIGHT.

If we all agree to ignore Victoria Jackson, she will go even more away than she already is.

thank you for the plural

I went to high school with a Flossy McHookerpants...but I think she spelled it differently, so I guess it's not the same one.

does he have payess in that drawing?

she looks, um, REALLLLLY well-rested lately

she's doing crazy Russian baby-swinging with him!

Let me hear some reasons from people for why you shouldn't be able to select the gender of your embryo. I'm interested to hear why this freaks people out so bad.

does you think Gaga's raincoat was made from human skin?

@Bandersnatch42: or for candy!

talent is not an STD: that is brilliant

may he remain single and lonely for all time

I wonder if Chris Martin is all, like, hmmmm...dad seems so happy single....

@Blarfengar: keep up! keep up!

@kumquatmillionaire: Not that his outburst is gross, but what he is saying suggests grossness of a kind I recognize. Only even more so.

EJ's outburst further makes me believe that the UK is the only country grosser than the US.

@killedbyllamas: you are a genius; love it

hmmm...did writing this article make you able to write off all Fruit Ninja expenses as business related?

@MadFab: or as the young people say these days, "Too soon?"