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That same “friend” also vague-posts about needing trust in a relationship and when you ask them about it, they “don’t wanna talk about it”. Then the next week their boyfriend/husband is their KING and they are SO BLESSED.

Actually, ironically, the bill doesn’t prevent trans men from using the mens room, because “men can defend themselves” against trans men.

Before anyone wants to call this guy the “cool” Pope...

When you guys were called out for not reporting this in a timely manner, due to your preoccupation with defending the Mariah Carey, you claimed you needed more time to properly give this matter attention (which is inconsistent with your previous coverage of other mass shootings).

Most of them are high as a kite, obvs, but can still do the job they are being paid for.

She’d be the first “musician” to ever be high while trying to perform, then...

lololol get it? it’s shade.

I’m honestly wondering if there isn’t more going on though, given that she apparently could not walk down three tiny stairs without assistance? Was she chemically impaired or something as well?

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Kids can be fun but I respect your desire to not have them they are a colossal pain at times. My body clock has always been all kinds of crazy but I have to say the best thing the marines ever taught me was how to function with little to no sleep it was a godsend for raising an infant. 

I’ve always been like that. Strong body clock. Also: No kids, evar

Right!? I’ve gotten something like a half-dozen texts from friends wondering what I’m doing tonight. I text back “Book, Wine, Fire.” I opted out of New Years rigamarole something like seven years ago. Haven’t missed it. In fact, I now look forward to the quiet night in rather than the hassle of getting dressed up,

At this stage of my life, being home with She Who Must Be Obeyed and our kids (Thug Life and Daddy Daddy Daddddyyy) is all I ask for.