evilferneaters
evilferneaters
evilferneaters

How do you feel about captive breeding programs that save animals from extinction?

Fuck you too, SeaWorld.

It’s a busy night and the dispatcher’s gonna stay on the line for something that’s Probably Nothing? Is that something that usually happens?

Ok but my 72 year old stepmom STILL tells the high beams urban legend. She legit swears it happened to a friend of a friend. I politely tried to tell her I thought it was an urban legend but NO it actually happened to “Kathy’s friend in Connecticut”.

WAT.

That is amazing. Creepy, but amazing.

No, he was like “surprise!” and then it got really awkward and he left.

Was he dead?

Back in the old days of flesh and bone dating (when you had to hand someone your land line number on paper in person), I knew a women who had a big box delivered to her office on Valentines Day. She was really busy so it sat there a couple hours, she thought it was office supplies or something. When she finally

I’m like 99% sure that this urban legend wayyyyyyy predates Tinder, and that’s why it has the awkward landline issue.

and ending of the story should be: delete Tinder