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May I be annoying and present a metaphor for democracy? The expectation of decorum and respect for fellow travelers is the only barrier standing between us and the deranged psychopath who wants to open the (apparently openable) doors and destroy us all. Hahahahaaa (nervous laugh of terror).

Look at the number of photos with leaders smiling, being animated and Trump looking vacant. Then the wandering around aimlessly. Of course he has alzheimer’s or dementia. But the fucking GOP leaders don’t care. It is Weekend at Donnie’s for them every day in DC.

God that feels like five years ago.

Hmmmm why would the police claim Venus Williams was at fault before they had even reviewed all the evidence...hmmm I wonder.

Lol, it doesn’t have a brain; it’s not suffering, but it is probably posting comments on kinja.

A photo of a woman on her knees cleaning = support for Trump. I guess she’s staying on brand..

Adding except for the ones that need health care, mental health services, housing and food stamps earned me a big old bunch of whine babies and a few blocks.

I’d rather use nipple clamps to keep my documents in order.

Justin Bieber makes beautiful what?

We didn’t become this country since cheeto was inaugurated. He as elected and inaugurated because we are this kind of country.

“I am not shocked that part of her health was affected by drugs,” he continued. “If you want to know what killed her, it’s all of it.”

Okay but can we also talk about him getting a mandatory sentence of 19 years for stealing a cell phone? Like in what world is that a proportional punishment?

Yeah, besides, 45 is a whole shit, not just a piece

For that matter, why bother passing collection plates around when you could just pray for money to be magically deposited into the church’s bank account as a blessed mystery.

High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

I assume it’s just the way our brains are wired. I still think about awkward things I’ve said and did that happened years ago, sometimes decades ago. I really wish I could find a way to let things go because I think I’d be a lot happier for it.

I still cringe about things I did in 2nd grade.

I mean, pro-life only goes so far, right? Mothers dying giving birth? Meh.

Because the GOP does not care about women. If you are a woman and you vote for a GOP candidate, you are supporting a party that would rater see you die than lift a finger to help.