They also voted to include CHIP in the dismantling of the ACA. You know, healthcare for kids. #PROLIFEMYASS

But libruls are the “special snowflakes”

All the conservative butthurt over the GGs this morning is delicious. It’s not much, but I’ll take it.

WELL THANK GOD YOU’RE HERE

This man will never have to go through the painful (in a number of ways) process of giving birth to an unwanted child so SIT DOWN, ASSHOLE.

If you’re a big enough asshole to point at yourself and say “good things come from rape” you are actually proof that nothing good comes from rape.

This is a good analogy, not just for this situation but about many of the ways in which Trump is transitioning into power. Tyrion, Jaime & Tywin all rued the fact that their idiot sister and Joffrey dismissed Selmy because they knew he “lent whoever he served honor”. In an inauguration where the President has…

Plus he was fired via email. What a dick move by a moving dick.

“...it’s an astonishing admission—someone who actually wants to participate in Trump’s inauguration.”

You rightly gave them a hearty Falcon Punch, yes?

I will NEVER not be heartbroken over this election.

What, he’s not going to be part of PEOTUS’ cabinet? He’s a perfect fit.

Problem is, you have to be cool as hell to pull this off, like Carrie Fisher was. If a night-cheese eating loser like myself did this, it would be nothing but side eye from the two people that showed up to my funeral.

Proper terminology please; “Auntie Flo is coming for a visit”. Also refer to your vagina as “down there”. We can’t cause trauma to these poor men.

So we’re all gonna call Toomey’s office to teach them what graphic descriptions of the menstrual cycle are like, right?

Meanwhile, they’re talking about not moving into the White House so as to not disrupt poor Barron’s schooling.

It’s just so brazen. Am I mistaken or historically corrupt politicians put some effort in hiding their corruption? The Trump administration is just like, nah.

Does this count as accidental anal?

she was wed off to a tangerine Demogorgon to settle the debt of her parents, who stole magic beans from Donald Trump’s enchanted vegetable garden when she was only one year old.