Did you read the label? JiF the peanut butter brand agrees with you. Hence the “Hard G” on the GiF label. 

If you replace the subject matter with literally anything else, the story is easier to... *ahem*... Swallow.

yes, lawyers.

The difference is that while your current leader is a shitty president, Bush was presidentially shitty. Far less toxic.

Popeyes hits the sweet spot for in terms of fried chicken. In houston, we Church’s, KFC, and Popeyes. Church’s is way too greasy, KFC is a bit on the dry side, and popeyes is crispy and juicy and flavorful.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

“The resulting sewnami is a thing of devastation”