How does this work on long hair?

Remember office motivation posters. That's what this reminds me of.

Yeah I think I'm with lohan on this one.

Yeah it should be because that were all the money goes!

Oh we can't forget Blackalicious - Chemical Calisthenics

What about MC Cris?

Medicare and medicaid should not even be on this graph. Its already paid for. Everybody pays extra for medicare and Medicaid in addition to taxes. So if those stupid mother fuckers would have kept there hands off that money the they wouldn’t have to pay people back for it.

If the military gets nothing than how did they get millions to waste on this boat? With this big of a problem with the national budge maybe they should stop the military from wasting money on shit like this.

This explains it all.

Hahaha! Do you know my ex? Maybe where is this from? I chose it because she looks like my ex.

I wish I had these when I was with my ex-girlfriend. She was hot as fuck!

What kind of umpire dresses like a chipmunk?

OOOOOOOOH! BURRRRRRRN!

I need more ears!

Fingerrrrrr puppeeeeeet!

The RAPE van!

Dr. Steve Brule says "Just make your own wine dummy!"

That doesn't last long enough.

90 feet of solid gold coins only equates to $486,830? Umm some how that doesn’t seem right. A gold bar is worth about $35,000US.

I like the guy that built his own island out of plastic coke bottles better.