Yeah girls will even have sex with you as opposed to making things awkward and embarrassing. Just put them on the spot. You'll be surprised how much it works.

"OK you can have a look but just keep you hands were I can see them."

It's because they can and there's nothing we can do about it. It's a monopoly!

I'm waiting untill they get smaller.

This would work great on coconuts!

Cable companies better ask Block Buster what happens when you are too big to change.

This is how your voice sounds in a well.

AT&T is probably pissed that they didn't think of this first.

Dude your version sounds a hell of a lot better then the dog shit that was Aliens3 and I’m assuming you were just a kid when you wrote it. They never explained how the escape pod got infected with a face huger. I mean Bishop could have been a suspect. He was alone with the ship for a long time. He does belong to the…

I always thought it was the aliens that built their nest over the space jockey. Like the nest walls under the atmospheric processor in Aliens. I guess there's more to the biomechanics of the space jockey. Maybe that’s where the aliens inherited that ability.

I know dude! I can't wait. I haven't been this excited about a movie since Avitar.

What laid the eggs in the derelict ship?

...and sneeky.

Since when did sloths become so cute? I always thought they were creepy.

How about this mom? WTF?

Come on Megamillions! I want this.

Agreed!

If I won I'd do two girls at once.

What are your odds if you buy two tickets?

Nice!