I have one.

I am NOT FUCKING PAYING for another 2 year contract! First the IPhone, then the IPad, and now the Playstation? FUCK that! It has officially gotten out of hand my friends! AT&T is NOT gonna charge me a separate internet charge for every gadget I own. I'm drawing the line right here! If it can't be tethered then I am…

Ummmm... read it again.

It’s scary how much power the US loses everyday.

If she uses her mom's egg does this mean she'll give birth to her own sister?

There’s no oil in north Korea so the US won’t care until Kim does something stupid.

RIIIIP!

Why can’t they hack the oil companies and force them to make gas cheaper? This does no one any good.

The Mangler!

Death by Assault by firearm 1:328. More then both war and alcohol combined. An 18 year old can buy a shotgun but still can't buy a six pack of beer. Which would you really want kids to have?

@ Still not my name

You forgot that they can give an 18 year old a gun and let him kill or be killed in the army but he can have a beer before or after doing so.

Yeah I’m sure this guys only got days left to live.

Dinosaur Chicken... I fucked her! Aaaaaaaaa!

What if the next part of human evolution was to take control of our evolution?

Who’s the dumbest, he woman not using her phone to call the cops, or the theft letting her keep her phone while she recorded him?

YES! Much better responce.

I’d like to watch the morning news while drinking a cup of joe.

How could a movie suck with all those stars in it? Like Copland!