I had a jacket like this I got from my grandmother after her return from Austria. Apparently it was a popular style around that time.

This isn't very accurate. Some of the "unclear" should be "colleagues" or "friends". Like, the American girls are all roommates; that was made clear in the bar and Bill Nighy and that one guy are "Unclear", but that's his manager — made obvious all throughout the movie "My fat manager..."

Not my sister, hers. And what is so wrong with pointing the finger at someone that ACTUALLY caused insecurities in others? Because they are a woman? Not everything circles back to the media.

I had something like that on my first car. The car lasted 9 months, but the visor tissue thing... it's somewhere around here...

Because my mother got her insecurities from her sister. Growing up, her sister would always throw comments about how my mom looked, how pictures of my mom were never flattering, etc. This is because of my Aunt's own insecurities; vicious cycle. To this day, my mom refuses to be in a picture unless it's…

My imaginary prostate twitched.

As a female that lives in Texas, that's appropriate.

What does that do?

Exactly

I don't know, haven't seen it.

But... you live in Montrose.

If you go, go to South Beach. It's better than any straight club I've been to because the people DANCE, brother. They dance so. hard.

I FUCKING LOVE HAY MERCHANT. And Niko Nikos is delicious.

Those people must have loose assholes. Otherwise, messy decision there, Jimbo.

I refuse to watch that. Just... it's Christmas time, and I don't want the sads.

It's to ease it up the anus, obviously.

They haven't had that in a while. I agree, though; it's like a class reunion and you don't recognize anyone until they tell you their names.

Don't forget the weird shit they get up to in Humble...

Don't forget that sweet, sweet MDMA.

It's close considering Gawker Media sites are New York based and I have not run into many people from the Houston area, let alone Texas.