My mom passed her low self esteem to me and my sisters. It was rough, considering our body frames are large.

WHHAAATTTTT!?

I have my Bachelor's in Psychology. I know what's up :)

I'm in Houston; how far are you from OK?

I live in Texas, where us sexual heathens can have six at a time... but I don't own any. Now I want to buy 7 in one go.

Never have I wanted 7 dildos more in my life.

Sometimes all it takes a well-timed quip from a mom to get these things started; Magazines and photoshop aren't always the culprits.

But is he single?

White people...

As a Texans fan, I cried. Like, every week.

So if I'm in the shower and want to be clean but also want soft skin, should I use the antibacterial first, then my Dove? Or Dove first, then antibacterial?

It took him 5 years to make it onto the North Pole Reindeer.

You could have done Cowboys. Just sayin.

Rangers are Dallas. Astros are Houston.

I made it to 15 seconds, and that's because I couldn't put my headphones in immediately after clicking play.

This is beautiful. I cried.

I would love to see Cats done live. That'd be hilarious.

But will they? NOOOooooo. Because they are stupid.

Maybe they can use Loki's outfit here when he disguises himself as Sif!

That took all of a few seconds for it to play out.