As a Texans fan, I cried. Like, every week.

So if I'm in the shower and want to be clean but also want soft skin, should I use the antibacterial first, then my Dove? Or Dove first, then antibacterial?

It took him 5 years to make it onto the North Pole Reindeer.

You could have done Cowboys. Just sayin.

Rangers are Dallas. Astros are Houston.

I made it to 15 seconds, and that's because I couldn't put my headphones in immediately after clicking play.

This is beautiful. I cried.

I would love to see Cats done live. That'd be hilarious.

But will they? NOOOooooo. Because they are stupid.

Maybe they can use Loki's outfit here when he disguises himself as Sif!

That took all of a few seconds for it to play out.

Damn Peeta, the Hunger Games changed you.

K.

Well, that's the obvious reason. I think we need to think deeper, though.

I don't think we care about shrinkage because once it's hard, it's hard.

The New American Girl's name is Blanche. I'm not kidding.

That's amazing penmanship for a 5 year old. Give that kid a dozen swords.

Please don't eat me, Mama Bear.

I almost commented on that on the Jamboro post. But you don't kick a horse when he left the asterisk off.

You're welcome!