Gross. Who cuddles like that?!

Same, and I never laugh unless someone is injured (and didn't die) or... really that's it.

This is the best. I love shitty recorder music cuz it reminds me of the 4th grade.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if Dane DeHaan gets an Oscar before Leonardo DiCaprio?

Baby Leo!

No, he said, "I brought you something from far away", which is also stupid, because "far away" could me West Africa (home of piss coffee) or the layover airport.

I've never wanted kids less than I do now.

That's literally playing with fire.

No wonder we won the Revolution.

You don't have pets, do you?

Christmas Vacation!

I don't know who many of these people are, but they are all winners.

I want tits too, kid. Santa ain't givin you that shit

I know! I know!

What if... what if it doesn't suck? She is no Julie Andrews, we all know that... but just, what if The Sound of Music isn't massacred on live television?

What about Fiddler on the Roof? Grease? Joseph's Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat? Singing in the Rain? WHITE CHRISTMAS?!

I thought it said "The Top Songs of 2013 You've Never Heard Before".

Houston 2 years; haven't met anyone Jewish.

But what if I'm single?

I'd love to be able to get away with wearing this type of makeup in the workplace.