Wow, sexist much?

Unsolicited photo of my puppy:

Your lack of grammar is telling me you're NOT an author and therefore trolling. Cool story, bro.

Are those his own nipples or are they part of the costume?

My friend had a sit down interview with him for a local magazine. Apparently, the guy is a total dick. Like, she was completely flabbergasted at how douchey this guy was.

For some reason, now I want kids. Screw you, Halloween video!

A violent hockey player? Say What?!

Someone sent me a snapchat of them being in the crowd of the last video. Granted, it was before the game, but at least I know someone who was there.

My sister and I were planning on taking a side-trip to Chicago on our way to Minnesota this last summer. I figured I'll find out where Chicago is when we are on our way. I decided to look it up early, and good thing too - the trip was postponed due to her needing wisdom teeth removal.

I know elementary school geometry. Took AP Calculus (AB) when I was 15.

Haha We had songs. But we did look at the map sometimes. Not really studying it though.

Oh, I know those songs WELL (AHHHHHH-LAAAAA-BAMA, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas...) and learning it in elementary school, but never discussing it again throughout middle and high school. Sad sad. Learned other stuff though! I'm not a total dunderhead.

I learned more about Texas history than anything else, at least until my senior elective class "AP European History".

My geography teacher didn't follow the curriculum. But, I did know more about the geography of Europe than of my own country so... there is that.

We learned about the states, but didn't have to match them. In freshman Geography class, the teacher was very political and made us learn about current events and then pick a side and discuss it. Very informative, just not on the states.

As someone who graduated from a Texas High School and didn't know that Oregon was NOT on the east coast, I totally get it.

We're the same age - I was grinding on the stage when my Dad was a chaperon. So awkward when I remembered that fact after I got down.

What movie is this from? Prisoners? Cuz that movie is fucked up (seeing the effects of abduction from an adult that went through it as a child)

How can he pay for someone to find him a girlfriend then? Did he not have any savings?