The way her fingers are I had to do a double take. Girls index finger looked downright wonky first glance.

NOPE! I'm a firm believer in "It ain't about the worker's tools if he gets the job done without"

Oh, I love that documentary. It's so funny, and you get an idea that some one the girls will jump ship (AND THEY DID!... years later)

Uh, the only thing about them I covet is their ability to just fly out to any city whenever they want.

I love booby support. Anything that makes it feel better is A+ for me. I'll have to find somewhere that ships to US.

Thank you! Do you use these?

I'm just trying out this new "Add a comment to a picture" thing. What else could I attribute to it?

I think one of her nipples are here.

Sometimes two sports bras work for me, and my boobs aren't that big (IMO).

What about Wish Upon a Star?

Not to sound out of it, but is the show still on?

How would I know it's a "special" gift? And has that happened to you? That sounds like a sexual harassment lawsuit right there.

There's a special place in hell for those kinds of people.

Did she at least work there?

The company buys the candy. I just put it out.

I would take the free copy of Call of Duty tbh.

Luckily I made it a thing for our office, so they buy it. I'm in charge of putting it out there and what not. But YES! It is so annoying if they are like, "Did you put the candy out today?" or "Can I have 'this' type?"

Also: Congrats on trying to become Buzzfeed!

I actually wrote an office-wide email about some issues I had with them coming to me about candy. I put out candy on my desk for clients/coworkers and for a while there the bitches ACTUALLY WENT INTO MY DESK to get it when I wasn't there. The email had like, ten rules to the candy. This was back in September.

I'm sure if we read this version in school, some gentleman would know where the clitoris is by finding the "blister" looking thing.