Hahaha if my mother came to visit, there's no way I'd be able to pass that as a back massager.

I mean, she was unprofessional but at least she did her job; he refused help with editing, and it SHOWS from that small clip. Yikes.

I hate to say it, but I don't think it's Lilo's fault the movie tanked. Reading that article really changes your views, you know?

Haha I mean there are different types of Lelos.

Swimming is as much of an individual event as it is a team sport. Even if I won my event, if I didn't drop time/improve, my coach would be disappointed because I haven't tried my best.

But which model do you recommend?

Well, like I said in a different post, Swimming isn't just about winning... most kids DON'T win a medal. The point is to beat your times and to compete against yourself; to improve upon your own skills. For this young woman she just so happens to be really good at the sport. Why would someone want to take away her…

Which one do you have?

Wow you must not have kids.

Dear Turtle,

I hope it wasn't the "best acted" scene because... it can't be worse. I am inclined to blame the editing since that water bottle fall was just poorly done.

Maybe there was some earlier dramz that would make her need to be quiet more suspenseful. I would've used his phone to find mine, but that was a thought I had before seeing him yelling at her.

I am happy to say that I never found out any of his living habits. Or sleeping habits. Just his depression and love for Bret Easton Ellis.

I dated a guy that stylized his voice (even the pauses) and made me listen to excerpts from the book. Needless to say, we only "dated" a month.

I like this parody of it.

A bit yeah... most of it is just snark. But for this comment I'm talking from a girls perspective. You don't have to be attractive to get harassed or bothered; you're a girl. A year ago I was passable for a 14 year old boy, but I guess my voice changed enough to where I get called out when I'm playing with non-clan…

I am a female in a group of... everyone else is male, lets just put it that way. They would use that buttslap SO often it would get distracting

Anthony Hopkins was only in Silence of the lambs for less the 20 minutes and HE won the Oscar.

I want a child JUST LIKE HIM. I am willing to steal him but I'm too young and he will be too old when I get around to it.

Follow up question: When did you start admitting this to public forums? I always assumed men want to keep that info private.