I hate Billy Joel even more than the fuckin’ Eagles, man.

Let me guess, you weren’t a fan of Opti-Grab either.

The nice thing about Jalopnik is that we’re all allowed and encouraged to be ourselves. There is no decree from the top down to hold certain views or values, which often leads to all sorts of epic internal debates. As the emperor of Lanesplittlerland, you poor suckers are all subject to my personal views and opinions…

You might want to review left lane laws for your state. Don’t tell the the “oh” in your name is for Ohio because they are notorious left lane hogs.

“whats up brah? i’m your uber rider, no fat bitches, wanna see me do a wheelie?”

A motorcycle with a sidecar has all the disadvantages of a motorcycle, plus all the disadvantages of a car, and none of the advantages of a motorcycle.

What we really need is an Uber like service that will bring someone that can take myself and my bike home after I go to the bar. This will allow me to take my bike to the bar and get drunk in my one piece leathers. All the ladies love my Power Ranger suit.

I’m guessing they realized that the 2 motorcyclists can’t really do much more than hurt themselves (but moreso, their pride when they fall over doing a 15MPH stunt), maybe knock someone over, inconvenience a few people for a minute, or ding someone’s car. I mean, in America and parts of Western Europe, this is…

I’ve never seen a retard developmentally disabled individual drift a bike like that before.

You seem like a fun individual

Are you by chance, a 300 lb. bear?

motocross is cool, racing motorcycle while jumping them through the air? sold.

Why aren’t you out riding one of your Harleys in the rain? :O)

Is this model intended to replace the FXDX? That was sort of a cool Harley, but it is gonzo. If only they’d pull their heads out of the matte-black attitude cloud and reissue the XR1000 bike (and NOT that stupid Sportster thing they tried to get away with). People would eat up a new, actually-good XR. Actually, I…

#AllCurvesMatter

While I agree to an extent, and I would NEVER buy one, I must admit that every time the Harley demo truck comes to the local dealer I go out and ride a few bikes. If you haven’t, do it once, then when you come in here and complain you can add that you’ve “ridden several of them and they all suck.” I don’t know why I…

Hmmm....

Lol at Zero:1

My mother always said I was different than the other boys

Ah, you’re right. I shouldn’t post this stuff because some of you might have seen it already. Fuck everybody else who hasn’t and comes here to see this stuff, it’s all about you. My bad for saving this for a few days so I could have something to post on days I’m working on longer stories.