No, I'd get drunk and smash it, I'd just hate myself the next day.

“Pointy knees. 2/10, would not bang.”

I used to think that, but 12 Monkeys changed my mind. His problem is that he’s a Movie Star, which makes it hard to be regarded as an actor.

I just want to hang Macdonald from a tree and have a kindergarten class beat him with whiffle ball bats until he explodes and candy pours out of his pinata looking carcass in those leathers. Also the pictures look awesome.

I would do pads and brake lines first but, who am I kidding? If this thing is mine, I’m going full retard on it.

Who gives a fuck it’s got a little swastika on it? That’s still an incredibly sexy bike and it’s possible he was aiming at a sorta-retro WW2 theme.

Proof that you should never go FULL retard?

“...all others who keep talking negative will be sucking on thumb.”

I would totally do this on someone else’s bike. Sean, hook me up with a Husky TE300 or FE350 and I’ll come out. We can do a Lanesplitter feature about it. I mean, you could profile a Pro, but where’s the fun in that? People want to read about a respectable Senior A amateur from Ohio getting in over his head!

Tip of the Day: if you get caught in a soaking rainstorm, the best (and cheapest) way to dry your boots is to stuff crumpled up newspaper inside. Get a good amount in there, and by morning, it will absorb all the moisture, leaving you with a nice and dry boot.

Take this for what it’s worth: I been smoking weed longer than you been alive, whether your high or drunk, you are still impaired. Do yourself, your loved ones and your family a favor, if your gonna get high (nothing wrong with that) or drunk (same thing), let someone else drive. Hope you live a long life, please be…

No need to make fun of my jeans. They’re the jewel of the 90s.

There’s an old argument that if you want to reduce driving deaths, you shouldn’t make cars safer as that only allows more risky behavior. Instead, you should put a spike on the steering wheel. Maybe these motorcycles modders are just safety enthusiasts?

This is kinda annoying, I dont know why, Sweet bike though.

To be fair, if David Beckham rode up to me and said get on lets go for a ride..., I would. The dude has got it going on.