we need gun control

Thanks for making me LOL.

At this point I’m actively rooting for the government to come take their guns away by force. Fuck this shit, you fuckers obviously can’t be trusted with them anymore.

Very 1977 Debbie Harry!

I’m really happy for him, absolutely. However, his hair in the cover photo brings back traumatic middle school memories for me, of that awkward period riiiight at the start of puberty.

I live a red state. We have manymanymany issues. But we are also more culturally and racially diverse than a lot of liberal areas of the country. It’s tiresome being the butt of jokes by Hollywood/Blue States/Hipsters when the country as a whole is racist, sexist and xenophobic. The generalizations that we’re all…

It baffles me that I keep encountering the idea that this woman is somehow the underdog or even a hero after this moment of colossal and self-inflicted fuckery.

We all make mistakes. But suing over this is basically what is wrong with America. The warning label says skin. And while skin is not hair, you scalp is both skin and hair. Every mistake everyone makes is not someone else's fault.

This seems to be a case much like Harvey Weinstein or Johnny Depp - the company feels free to take a moral stand now that the star isn’t bringing in the big bucks anymore. It seems to have been pretty much an open secret who he was for years.

What cracks me up is how many people are out there saying this is a triumph of communism, and we’re all losing our First Amendment rights, and Marxist, Marxist, Marxist, and it’s, like...

One of my favorite parts of the Rio Olympics:

Universal healthcare would not cause billions of new unfunded deficits if we got rid of for-profit insurance companies and if people like this dickwad paid his fair share of taxes. Maybe he should ask Steve Jobs how successfully his vegan diet helped his pancreatic cancer. Oh, wait...

this tweet summed it up pretty nicely

I think that kind of sums up the weirdness I felt too. I’ll never forget Latrice dying laughing on that spinning platform being hosed down with paint, pretending to take off her panties in the pile of trash, and just keeping the shoot going. That...was not this. 

This, along with random assholes saying they don’t have to wear masks because they have the vaccine (even though they don’t) are what I expect to happen in the coming months. Americans are nothing if not extraordinarily selfish.

“Won’t somebody think of the [attractive, white, blonde, female] children!”

Omg, where is it?  10/10 would purchase.  Also recipes - for baking with weed.  

President Trump has spent the entirety of the covid-19 pandemic flaunting safety protocols

Murphy Brown and Julia Sugarbaker (from Designing Women) had major influence in developing me into the type of woman I wanted to be. They were imperfect role models, to be sure, but also badass and unafraid. Growing up in the 80's in the south, I didn’t fit in with the well behaved quiet southern belle persona that…

Theory: She sheds are the natural response to the “open concept” house everyone thought they wanted but quickly learned meant “No place at all to get away to”.