My brain also record scratched at how they had a landline in 2011, until I realized that people who call 911 a lot probably might need a landline. Yikes.

OMG, thank you for saying this so I didn’t have to. 

As a wearer of compression shorts (but ones that are mid-thigh so they don’t become a diaper when I walk), I can say they are a godsend. The group exercise room at my gym is not very well insulated, so it gets super hot in the summer. I finally broke down and switched to shorts and have never looked back. Bonus: I…

A friend of mine refers to them as “Douche Flutes” and every time I think of that, I laugh all over again. 

Someone will probably jump in with better answers, but here’s what I remember from Music Business school (Nashville, 1996-2000):

1. That seems like a thing that happens a lot. Someone will change a line or two and then want a songwriting credit. Does that work? Depends on how good the person in question’s legal team /…

The voice in my head just said “oh, honey...” and wanted to give him a hug. 

Why would you even WANT that avocado? Are you supposed to cut/mash it yourself somehow? Also, judging by the size of the other food in the picture, the okra was fried whole? THAT IS NOT HOW YOU FRY OKRA.

I’m 5'2" and can confirm that short people are awesome, despite being difficult to locate in stores with tall shelves.

She has RA? I didn’t even know that and I was thinking “dude, my joints would hurt so much after that.” I am 41 and do not have RA, and my hat goes off to her...and then hits Julianne Hough in the neck.

I imagine this world where all of Maisie Williams’s friends text her after the show to tell her how bad ass it was, and that makes me smile. 

This was mentioned in a book I read (The Power of Habit? I don’t remember), along with how moms-to-be and new moms are a big deal to companies. If you can get a new mom hooked on your product, there’s a solid chance that she’ll have more kids and use those products with them, too. I suspect that the main point of Ovia…

Hey, thanks for taking an article about an important issue and making your comment entirely about how these women are dressed. Go away.

I am 100% on board with dressing like a milkmaid or peasant, but I’m gonna need all of these to be black instead, because white is a hard “no” for me.

“What IS IT with you and peasant shirts?” - all of my friends, every time peasant shirts come back in style.

Unless I am insane, on the newest season of Queer Eye, Tan says that the thing about how larger folks shouldn’t wear horizontal stripes is not a thing. I can, however, vouch that small people should not wear certain prints full-body, lest they want to look like they are being eaten by said print. 

Long-time Southerner here...I have never had Chik-Fil-A. At first, this was because I knew too many people who had gotten food poisoning there, then it was because I was a vegetarian, now it’s because I’m afraid that I’ll love it and have to hate myself every time I go there. I already have Jimmy Johns guilt, I don’t…

He’s either afraid she’ll win or afraid he’ll get a boner during the match. 

I don’t know. Never underestimate the power of the standard white dude pass. 

What happens if she ever has to get an MRI? YIKES. 

1. Person does a thing in public, forgetting that everyone has cameras now
2. Newspaper reports on a thing that happened in public
3. Person sues newspaper for reporting on thing that happened in public

WHAT?

I once told my dad that, in my mind, the 70s was just a bunch of people running around all sweaty and hairy. “That’s....pretty accurate, actually,” he said.