I’m totally a fan of upcycling holidays. Single on Valentine’s Day? Make it about caring for yourself with a nice bath, some wine, and a massage (and of course, chocolate)! Not a mother? Celebrate your pets, or use it to celebrate your mom if she’s still alive. My dad’s already passed away, so I use father’s day to…

Do we get to replace Chris Pratt with Chris Messina yet??

I had never heard of this guy until now, and that video was amazing. 

I know that making a “statement” isn’t the point of this movie, but wouldn’t it have been so much more fun to have her be a journalist (interviewing all sort of men, some of whom would be dopey, some not) or a politician? Maybe a doctor? Divorce lawyer? My guess is part of why they put her in sports is they needed a…

Not going to lie, I would totally try that. 

I’m single since a breakup at the end of 2017, and have had zero interest in dating since. I plan to watch this and feel smug for never ever wanting to go on another first date. Cats forever!

Here a phrase I never thought I would type:
Tell us more about the bear’s dick, please?

This. I am a pretty wee person (5'2") for an adult, and even I feel claustrophobic in a middle seat. No matter how short the flight, I always smell like armpits when I get where I’m going because my arms have been squished up against my body (and I’m also hot-natured and a nervous, sweaty flyer). I’m not excusing this…

Same. This month’s Sephora Play box came with some sort of “Golden Latte” powder, which is a blend of mushroom and turmeric that you put into water and somehow it makes you beautiful. Spoiler: it did not make me beautiful, and I strongly suspect that any benefit from this is pretty much just because you’re drinking 8…

I had to make the call for the first time in 2014 with a Siamese I’d had for 15 years. I still wonder if I waited too long to call it, but mostly I’m just glad I got to live with that cat for so long. He was kick-ass and turned me into a Siamese Cat Lady for life. I now have two.

Seriously! I don’t care what Asshole In The Video says, she could have died in there. What if she were diabetic and needed to get to her medication or something? What if she had small kids who didn’t know what to do when school got out and no one came to get them? What if she were responsible for caring for an elderly…

As a person from the south, I cannot believe that they haven’t gotten every subway station accessible by now, and would have assumed it would be illegal not to do so. I also cannot believe that “help the people with strollers” is not standard operating procedure, even if people only do it to get stroller people up the…

At the risk of sounding like a heartless asshole, you all probably did the right thing with the cat. That cancer wasn’t going to magically get better, and she would have only been in more and more pain until someone called it anyway. I guess what I’m saying is “if you feel bad about this....don’t. She had a good run.”

I have no idea how she would have the energy or the will to do all that shit again. Hills! Go retire! Get a PS4! You’ve earned it! Save yourself!

This. By hiring a PR firm to allow him to run around telling whatever story they told him to tell, all he’s learning is that his actions don’t have consequences as long as he can spin those actions to make himself a victim. 

I get that she probably had a million people helping with editing, but damn me if she doesn’t have a wonderful way of saying exactly what I’ve felt at a given point in time. The narrative bits about the campaign trail and being first lady were interesting, but the parts that really resonated with me were about trying…

My important takeaway from Average Anna was that her husband needed to contribute more around the house, and stop taking her for granted. Maybe if he would talk at the dinner table instead of playing with his phone, she wouldn’t be so likely to have an affair, I’m just saying.

You know that whole room smelled like steamed onions and ass, and at least PART of that smell was coming from the food. 

I would pay $100 to hear Michelle Obama’s unfiltered thoughts on this.

I am definitely voting my ass off, donating to Planned Parenthood, etc. But also, I have never been more glad to be perimenopausal in my life.