JNCO jeans went back into production last year, but I can’t tell if they took off or not. Be afraid!

Important takeaway from watching the video of the FBI putting the tarp over the van:
“Man, I bet it takes these dudes 20 minutes to put sheets on a bed.”

“This is why we had wallet chains.”
-Everyone from 90s Mosh Pits

I’m glad no one was crushed to death under a pile of people. As a petite lady, there’s always a voice in my head going “if there’s a panic stampede, you die first” when I see things like this. *shudder*

My hair was never that epic, but OMG this is close to home. :D

I wonder if they were asked for comment verbally or by email, because it seems like the sort of comment that someone would make off the cuff, and then think “oh wait, I shouldn’t have said ‘focus on work’ when I meant ‘focus on herself’ or ‘do whatever she wants.’” Or maybe I just view that through the lens of…

I hope he is a gentleman and walks at her pace, instead of making her repeatedly yell “greyhound and chihuahua!” in reference to their leg lengths. (I am 5'2".)

I am so jealous of your ability to sleep until 10. “Sleeping in” at my house means making it until 7, and to get there I usually have to get up and give the cats a snack at 6. I only have two, but they are Siamese and they have many loud opinions. (My guest room nightstand features a decorative glass jar filled with…

If the cat starts talking about the pitfalls of toxic masculinity, I demand that the cat gets a spin-off. 

The main picture for this article makes Chris Pine look like The World’s Sexiest Wolfman. (I’m still Team Evans, but I’m ok with Pine taking the “Sexiest Wolfman” title.)

Came here to see how long it would take someone to go “Spaceballs” with this. You did not disappoint! I still can’t see that little alien without thinking “hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag time gaaaal....”

THIS. There’s this perception that childbirth is just like getting a pedicure, easy-breezy. Never mind that the US is #1 in maternal deaths, or that even a successful childbirth can leave your body permanently damaged. Maybe if people would portray pregnancy and childbirth as the big fucking deal it is, we would have…

Because I hate myself, I read some comments on Twitter, thinking “surely, we can at least agree that he performed poorly??”

NOPE. He was “passionate.” He was “defending his family.” He was “standing up for what’s right.” (Insert here: eagles, flags, a cross, and some questions gradient backgrounds.) And everybody…

I googled this morning to see if anyone’s selling a “Fuck Lindsey Graham” shirt (yet). Sadly, the answer still appears to be “no.”

As I listen to this, ALL I can picture is Rivers Cuomo lovingly, thoughtfully sniffing a brandy snifter full of his own farts, as he describes it to us in great detail.

THIS. I had similar (though less severe) experiences in middle school, and have fairly regular flashbacks. I don’t doubt for a second that this woman would still remember this and be affected by it. 

I just rewatched 9 to 5 recently and had the same thought! I’m 40 and my friend and I used to re-enact the “Mr. Hart found unconscious on the floor” scene when we were playing. 

The thing that’s interesting/horrifying about that last video is that she could still give that speech now, THIRTY YEARS LATER. Sigh.

But James Brown is dead now, so there’s a job opening.

Cannibal Witch tells it like it is! Cannibal Witch is a real straight shooter! Merica!