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I think both are equally correct, since unlike This or That Guy, I am willing to accept that there's more than one right way of doing things.

Next, on the After Civilization Oprah Show!

But what will his Wu-Tang name be?

I still call that guy Puff Daddy, frankly. Pick one stupid name and stick with it, d-bag.

"Eh?" is Canadian for "y'know?" or "right?"

"So he's, like, spluttering about the cost, and she's all 'but it's awesome, shut up."

I think you mean "That guy."

I had some trouble with the sound, so you sounded like Max Headroom. Which works.

You're writing "The Post-Apocalyptic Secret", aren't you?

He did say mass zombies.

Party on, Wayne.

I knew I read him. The man was a genius. I'm glad to see this series of articles, everyone should know how awesome Brown was.

Oh, man, I forgot about the pin!!! That makes it even more perfect, doesn't it?

And also his BARE HANDS, b/c that's the kinda guy Teddy was.

My boss is definitely number 6.

Oh, he is out there contemplating the maize plot, fear not.

I think you mean androgen insensitivity, when talking about the supermodels. They're XY but don't react to the testosterone, so they stay pretty much default female like all fetuses start.

Yeah, their CSI books were so family-friendly, with the extreme closeups of the corpses and gore.

The Towering Inferno was actually TWO books put together.

"Life here began out there" is in the opening of 1978 original Battlestar Galactica.