No way. Blue is raspberry. So says Jello, Kool-Aid, and such.

Shut up and take my money!

Or maybe a kung fu flick. He could be like Sammo Hung, you'd never suspect and then BAM. Big dude busts out the moves.

Teddy is such a natural for killing monsters, it's a wonder nobody's done it. I want a limited series of Teddy traveling the world and killing all sorts of things.

But they didn't hold it for later. They cut it b/c the movie was already long, and another half hour wouldn't have played well for the general, casual audience.

Yeah, that's a LOT of false positives. It would be a shame to abandon something just b/c a computer thinks it might have a side effect.

Yeah — this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Germanic is not Celtic, silly director!

I miss Desert Passage and Star Trek too. Those were two of our favorite places. Both inspired me to hum appropriate theme music. I didn't know they'd closed that bar; I had a truly excellent drink there the first time we visited.

Neither we nor the Overclocks gamble, yet we have a fine time and get good value for money in Vegas. It is amazing what you can get there without gambling.

So do Evil Tortie's Dad and I. Neither of us ever gambles, so we look at the shiny lights, eat all the food, drink all the booze, and have fun. Get a little exercise strolling up and down the Strip (take the cheap bus if going farther), sleep in the cheap hotel room. I don't care for the cigarette smoke and the clang…

WAY before. I think we learned how to use fire when we were still H. erectus, a million years ago.

It's penises in English and penes in Latin.

There's a lot more of it nowadays, and you don't have to leave your house. Trashy movies and books, you had to go out during regular business hours and buy. It wasn't all free to your living room day and night. Each episode of a serial played for a week, a few set times a day, and then disappeared for years, not…

Nope, it's true. Nobody buys home video porn nowadays, not like back in their glory days of the 80's and 90's. It's all online, free. And the theaters went out of business ages ago.

It would have been like the industries fighting against tape recorders because people were taping off the radio or tape-to-tape copying for their friends.

Awww.

Well, that's plausible, it didn't go through the MOLTEN center of the Earth! Just across the US.

Link didn't work: for you kids, Google up "Claus von Bulow".

I daresay if they put it up to be crowdsourced, it might be a better movie. YouTube may eventually come up with a tolerable version of the thing if all the footage got leaked.

I think this is shorter than Eye of Argon. And better-written. Mrfik!