Ronda is currently dating alleged domestic abuser Travis Browne, hangs out with convicted rapist Mike Tyson, is a Sandy Hook truther, described a transgendered woman as “chopping her pecker off,” and referred to Cris Cyborg as an it...but yeah, she’s cool!

god why do people enjoy themselves in public when I’m trying to be a cranky mccrankster

Wait, what? The plain’s going to crash?! Holy s#+t, I LIVE THERE!!!

No, I simply have a different perspective. I am a special education teacher and spend my days with children who are in the process of realizing that other people are smarter than them.

Vulcans, 2300s: “But if you let humans serve, it’ll destroy logic!”

it could be worse. my dad turned to me incredulously one day when I was maybe 20 and was like, “you know, I think we got off easy with you. most teenage girls whine about wanting expensive shoes and bags. you just want gadgets like smartphones and faster computers. that’s smart.” my fashion-loving mom let out a little…

The United States requires insurance. So yes, if you are uninsured, you’ll have to pay for your care here. With a few exceptions. I’ve been uninsured, but I’m a citizen, so my care was paid for by the hospital and the state. I received top of the line American-style care (meaning the full monty of imaging and tests…

It’s so interesting to hear you say that about it being exclusionary. My best friends father passed away from cancer and I find it so offensive when people call cancer victims “warriors” and “fighters.” It makes it seem like my friend’s dad wasn’t “tough” enough or some how “quit” or made the decision not be there to…

I used them since 2013 and I’m happy with the returns I’ve been getting. Auto deposits, and auto reallocation of funds to maintain your preferred stock/bond split is pretty nice. Very hands-off approach to investing.

Well, Betterment is a member of SIPC, and is an SEC registered broker-dealer. Those are about the only protections you’ll get from any securities dealer. Most pyramid schemes are promoted as opportunities for a select few with ridiculously high guaranteed returns. They fly under the regulatory radar. What proof can…

All of these companies are very heavily regulated by the SEC and FINRA. They both also have SIPC insurance, which would protect investors from wrongdoing (up to 500k.). Very tough to get defrauded in a post-Madoff world.

Kinda sucks being part Cherokee and reading this kinda shit. Genocide isn’t funny. I don’t care if some pedantic dick comes in here and says “that was all a myth.”

Yeah, that’s what I heard in 2008 from women. Heard it a lot.

Don’t call 911 after asking your coworker of they are in danger of harming themselves and they tell you “No, I would never do that.”

WOW FUCK YOU ELLIE

Wow. You are a horrible person.

That’s because you’re a tit. Source: me.

I must be the only person on the internet who actually treats rental cars better than my own car (because the hell if I’m paying for damage or extra charges).

I am paying for 50/5, and will get 10 in the evenings. I don’t see anything close to 50 until after 1am. I was so happy that the Google trucks started rolling in my town (Morrisville, NC) yesterday - I will be happy to sail my cable box through the window at the local Time Warner office. I’m going to downgrade the…

Everybody in videogames (creators, fans, critics, PR people, Kotaku commenters) comes off as an abrasive asshole every now and then. Copping a holier-than-thou attitude about it is, of course, totally predictable and adorable on your part. It’s not very convincing though.