Wow. You are a horrible person.

That’s because you’re a tit. Source: me.

I must be the only person on the internet who actually treats rental cars better than my own car (because the hell if I’m paying for damage or extra charges).

I am paying for 50/5, and will get 10 in the evenings. I don’t see anything close to 50 until after 1am. I was so happy that the Google trucks started rolling in my town (Morrisville, NC) yesterday - I will be happy to sail my cable box through the window at the local Time Warner office. I’m going to downgrade the…

Everybody in videogames (creators, fans, critics, PR people, Kotaku commenters) comes off as an abrasive asshole every now and then. Copping a holier-than-thou attitude about it is, of course, totally predictable and adorable on your part. It’s not very convincing though.

I am 25, 3 years out of college, and in that time managed to decrease my college loans from $105k to $25k (about $1000/mo to $190/mo). I did it by keeping a close eye on my budget (borderline obsessive) with the help of these rules of thumbs. I’m not going to say it was easy, I had to live without many things I wanted…

for everyone coming at you for saying you taunt people for being short that is hilarious keep doing it and I approve

I’m 6’1” and I can somewhat sympathize. Some people are really intimidated by me, and if I wasn’t also black I wouldn’t understand why so many women are intimidated. The dudes who are afraid usually aren’t when I start talking (I don’t have a deep voice by any means).

You still have to pay taxes on that...

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A ton of liberal business people love their own money more than anything else. Hillary Clinton was on the Board of Walmart, Hollywood lefties outsource work to foreign countries to save a few $$$$, Gawker Media is organized in the Caymans to evade (sorry, avoid) taxes.

...but our ancestors clearly didn’t like it, because they invented all sorts of wonderful things to help us not do all of that physical activity.

I have a bunch of friends who are cis women, and I’m friends with quite a few other trans women too. For me personally, unless I’m really emotionally frazzled or having some severe bodily/gender dysphoria on a given day, I find it comforting and meaningful - like ondiac said in their post - to be around other women…

This is the best story that has ever been on this website.

Maybe I am wrong (I’m Canadian and don’t full understand the gun culture in America) but isn’t he technically right, according to the constitution?

Cinco Day Mayo celebrates the defeat of the French Army by Mexico in 1862.

Adventure Time Princesses Ranked.

As a longtime married, who would marry my husband all over again, I’ve learned something really important:

“Funny but too nice all the time.”

Agreed. I always feel left out when it comes to these types of stories. Not that I want to be in the group, but it sort of feels like, in a backward way, it’s more evidence that I’m undesirable. The stories that come up for me when I try to think of being noticed by guys is how, like, one guy told me I had a zit…