Sorry I pushed you so hard in everything when you were younger and you wound up having a mental breakdown in college. In hindsight, you were weaker than I thought. Now go empty the trashcan in the lobby.

Love
- Dad

LOL that line is brilliant.

Yeah, Aziz would NEVER say anything off color and homophobic.

That guy won't stop texting my booty. For real, this is ridic. My booty's texting charges for this month are insane. I don't even know what to do. Everything I say or ask falls on deaf ears.

Hey! We play this game all the time in my house. In our game, Burt gets on the floor and thinks she's a lion who needs Vodka to fight a magic wizard. If she crawls over to you and screams at you to go get her some Vodka, and you can do it without crying about what she said about your mom, you win! We call it 'Burt…

That's pretty much how I feel about it, too.

As a consultant (IT/IM) I could also not afford my own services. Too bad I do not get paid anything close to what people pay for me. Maybe one day.

I know when I first started into my career and we were going through training we talked about topics such as how to handle conflict in the workplace. I remember one of the ways they said to address conflict was to make "I" statements instead of "You" statements. One of the most used examples was "When you do this it…

Public transit trains in New Zealand? You're funny.

I'm definitely familiar with the fact that this is just how IT is, to an extent. I know I'm young, but just because I haven't got a kid and a family doesn't mean my personal time isn't valuable. If they want me to stay late, they need to compensate me accordingly. If they don't want to purchase preventative equipment…

Think of how fucked up it is that we couldn't report the problem to the cops because one of her worst stalkers is still local LEO? :-/

I am in IT, top of my field and have no college education.

Yes, yes it is.

If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.

I think the hordes of ignorant assholes whose own worst impulses have been validated by Paula's behavior are the problem. Paula herself strikes me as just a naive old corporate shill surrounded by yes-people and swingin' dicks like Bubba.

Is this Walnut Creek in Raleigh?

Being a teenager is not hard; it's just that there is a first time for everything.

I am sorry, I am not understanding why an unpaid internship does not improve my qualifications? Not everyone who applies for SW jobs actually has an MSSW (a sad fact). Anyway, by the second one we barely have any supervision. We do anything a normal employee (with working experience) would be doing on our own.…

Also probably because you are coming across as insufferably arrogant and condescending. Can I get you a ladder to help you down from that horse?

You make it sound like these people have some kind of disease.