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I am now convinced that you lack confidence in your own awesomeness. You were coming across as really, really cool until whatever that's supposed to mean came out of your brain.

I meant it to be a sarcastic concurrence with your post.

All that money burns a hole in your pockets and your heart

It may not be unreasonable to want change right this minute, but you're crazy to expect it. The last time the catholic church seriously punished anyone for wrongdoing, they were excommunicating the corpse of a dead pope.

The police need to stop accidentally killing people

Thanks for noticing how keenly I discerned the true essence of the article

That's the barest, most specious involvement possible

Truly horrible photoshop job. You didn't outsource this to Target's marketing department?

I think we're aggressively agreeing with one another.

You can be pro-life without being anti-choice. The statement "I will not involve myself in an abortion procedure on moral/religious grounds" does not directly conflict with "I will not prohibit, inhibit or prevent others from seeking or obtaining an abortion on the grounds that it's definitely not my fucking business".

I think the premise is that the age difference creates a notable power imbalance between the older, established professional/30something person and the younger collegiate 20something. A power balance heavily tilted in favor of the older peep.

Lol, that's the tradeoff of living in a society with the ability to collect and process such large amounts of data and the financial incentives to do so.

Sexual assault/Rape victims: Support service marketing efforts, concealed carry training marketing efforts, you could cross it with the public list of sexual offender addresses to plan safer spaces, etc...

You might cross the list of patients who have dementia with the frequency with which they buy certain medications, then throw in some map data to find out where they live and what drugstores they're using to better plan community drug stores.

Come on then, the OP is clearly a joke.

You really pulled out all the stops on this one! great joke!

I don't know, but Capital One doesn't report my stuff to Equifax and my credit union doesn't report to Experian.

Investing would be a way to recoup your losses if it were at all likely that you were actually investing. What they're really telling you to do is buy securitized ownership interests in pre-existing companies that will not use the money to expand.

The trick is to carry a balance of $1 at the end of the month. So, spend about 50 bucks on the card and pay back $49. If you have no balance, some card providers won't report to the credit agencies even though they should. If your balance is too high, you can fuck yourself.