It is my understanding that it is also against the dominant Islamic doctrine to lend money with any form of interest obligation attached to it. Maybe if we convert the middle east to a consumer credit based economy, everyone will learn to get along.

Libel isn't a criminal behavior, it's a civil offense. Still illegal, just not criminal.

I hope it's arrest every one of them and torture them until they beg the president to close gitmo for reals this time.

It has been explained to me that "anti-semitism" exclusively refers to hating on le Jews now, despite the obvious fact that very few Semitic peoples are Jew-ish.

"No half measures" is printed on the steering wheel of every prii that comes off of Toyota's assembly lines, as a pointed warning to the Walter Whites of the world.

Well there is the case of Richard Stallman...

oh, so you were serious but inarticulate, cool. It makes sense now.

So you would rather teach little girls that they're not as competitive a choice as little boys in order to preserve an unarticulated lesson in mathematics?

We're all aware we're talking about a game played by children, right? These are not world poker series champions, though some of them may eventually be. The math of a given question is irrelevant to the enjoyment a child will have asking it as long as they're able to eliminate at least one option from the board.

Eliminating half as opposed to either 19 or 5 characters makes no appreciable difference to the fun of the game, unless soundly crushing any player foolish enough to pick a girl character is the primary source of fun for you in the game.

At this stage, "MRM" as it exists is PUAs/bitter divorcees/men who have probably committed sexual assault and don't want to go to jail/men who probably commit regular assault on the reg and don't want to go to jail/and failed PUAs who have yet to realize that lack of confidence was not their only personality flaw.

In fairness, the dorky name they came up with is "Goldie blocks". Hard to get around the blond hair that way. Could have picked a different skin tone for sure. I can't actually see blue, so the eye color is whatevs to me.

I've worked with people who have recently emigrated from the region and they tell a dramatically different story. I've learned that "Truth" is almost always at some midpoint between whatever warring factions decide to present and that everybody is some dicks. As a solution, I propose the US waste the land with…

The Movie Security Administration always confiscates my slingshots.

Add weight with butter sauce and those ridiculous flavor powders

Imagine the United Nations came in and said that your bank(Great Britain) decided that, because of all the awful shit(Holocaust) happening to people in Africa(standing in for our jew buddies), Half of your house(Palestine) now belongs to Steve Okimbe(Israeli government). Move all your shit out of that half of the…

I just throw popcorn at phone users in theaters.

IMHO, gawker should out anyone they can get page clicks for. Freedom of speech was guaranteed explicitly for the press, among others, in the consititution. The government can't tell Gawker not to say something that is true, just because it might scare somebody else out of saying or doing whatever they want. That's the…

If the politicians from Hitler's most fierce supporters make rules saying Amazon can do their thing, the surrender lovers are the one's responsible for any results.

I'd wear a sexy page boy outfit