I wish I was a boomer. I’d be retired, have a hell of a lot more money, and zero student loan debt. 

“Your speeches were long as fuuuuuuck!”

Between this and her “thank you for not making me look stupid” rant she just gets a giant eye roll from me. No one was making you look stupid, it was a segment that has been done many times before (Kimmel, Seth Meyers, Ellen...) And we get it, you’re 17 and “edgy” which means you’re an expert on everything and get to…

I’ve never been a big Taylor Swift fan but I listened to 16 minutes of her speech and appreciated her message.

They’re paid shit for the job. Consequently, all the people willing to take the job are shitty people who suck and life and take it out on you.

His face is at the top of this post, and I guarantee you that if you lined him and four other handsome in a generic way white dudes of approximately the same age in front of me right now that I would probably have slightly better than a 50 percent chance of identifying him.

If I saw him somewhere else, I guarantee I wouldn’t recognize him since he’s only in the commercial for a few seconds.

Uhhh; he’s pretty generic looking. Add a beard and nobody would be able to pick him out of a lineup. Maybe not even without a beard;

Jesus was always pretty hot to me. Come on - who wouldn’t swipe right on a nice Jewish fellow who was into social justice and could make his own wine?

Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

The books start when they're 18 and end when they're 30, so..... huh? 

...when did Margo and Josh become a thing!?

I would say the only rule of wedding planning should be: the bride and groom get to do what they want, however they want, and you are not obligated to attend/stay.

I’m sorry I just can’t say cornholing without giggling.

My understanding is that Trump cannot block anyone from his Twitter account.

Seeing all the assorted rightists blustering their way through interviews this weekend was equal parts hilarious and mind-bending. They were all so far out there, it really made me think this could be Trump’s undoing. The desperation was that thick.

She is fucking timeless and amazing. Holy shit.

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”

Normani is a fantastic dancer and I’m so excited about this video. The choreography is SICK.

YES! Watching the Avengers I have no problem believing that there are superpowers formed from gamma radiation, magic shields, and aliens but watching Scarlett Johansen’s perfect blowout in slo-mo twirling through the air like she’s in a goddamn shampoo commercial when she’s supposedly fighting while undercover in 100…