Now THIS is how we turn the Blue Wave into a m*therf*cking tsunami. Congratulations to this judge and to the entire resistance. We made this moment possible.

The car flip is in space. Bam. Subverted Expectations.

Plot twist that I would love to “see”: That the car flip isn’t even in the movie, like the scene in the Rogue One trailer with the AT-ATs firing on the Rogue One team as they run across the beach

Nowhere mentioned in this article is that Taylor is doing a stadium tour this go-round, which have more seats than arenas. One of her venues this year is the same one that’s hosting the freaking Super Bowl.

Seeing Yondu’s former partners from across the galaxy salute the fallen Ravager was visually gorgeous, and heart-achingly emotional, too.

I’m so glad that line was in TFA. It’s 100% for Carrie.

Right?

To me, she’s royalty.

Me too. The tears were just pouring, and then the dedication of the film to her memory came up, and let’s just say I was the last one out of the theater. My husband was very sweet tho, holding my hand as I sobbed.

SAME. I was like, embarrassing -myself-sobbing towards the end of the movie, and that just started it all over again.

Welp, when I’d just finally stopped crying since seeing the movie, there the tears start up all over again.

Bonus points for anyone that happens to know who’s portrait adorns this particular room and perhaps was hanging right behind Donald Trump’s big dumb fucking head

I think installing Sanders as spokesperson may be Trump’s most actually legitimately genius move. She is such a clod, her whole manner is so insultingly dumb, she says such infuriatingly awful things, all the time, but because she’s a woman, and because she stays deadly calm while spinning Trump’s lies she doesn’t…

Then I believe you shall love this true American Hero, straight from the Jezebel archives!

I cannot help it, I find badly-drawn penises to be HILARIOUS. I saw this on Deadspin and laughed my ass off. Even more so when I thought of the pearl-clutchers trying to shield their kid’s eyes from the “naughty cloud”.

Duly noted, but sometimes the lowest-hanging fruit is the sweetest.

Take your star, but I’m not happy about it.

Given that the Navy is filled with sea men, the penis seems legit.

They also said multiple times that Asgard isn’t a place.