Yeah, I can’t imagine why they would’ve wanted to cast a fuckboy for a character who is a fuckboy.

Bleagh. Maybe be more open with your kids about sex? Show them it’s not something to be ashamed of or something that needs to be hushed about in the corners of the house, away from dad. My dad talked to me about sex when I was 14.l and it made me a better person for it. He bought my tampons, drew me a bath when I had…

Prom night never lives up to the hype. Consider it successful if no one pukes on your shoes.

OR they would say the tweets never existed, and it’s just the lying liberal media saying they ever did. That rally in Alabama was just a campaign rally for trump, definitely not to endorse any candidate.

This is perfectly in line with his prevailing M.O. of denying direct quotes that everyone heard him say, and which is fully documented— in ways that everyone but him can see. He doesn’t seem to have developed object permanence.

I appreciate the firm tone of the Weeknd’s team statement. There’s no distancing in there about how this has nothing to do with The Weeknd, no hedging bets as to the crew members’ culpability. It shouldn’t feel refreshing to see a response like this, but sadly, it is.

The title is wrong. The Marine Corps is getting their first-ever woman INFANTRY officer. They’ve had women officers for quite some time now.

Well then. I think he’s gotta to flip on Trumples lest he find himself mysteriously vanished by Putin’s witness-removal squad. I say bleed him dry for info, then try him for treason. Oh, and promise him a plea deal, break the promise, and laugh.

CHAINSAW-WIELDING NUN IS MY NEW BAND NAME!!

Yeah, about like Rachel McAdams looked in the movie. I think the stage is a little more forgiving than the screen, though, with age stretching.

Do you want people visiting from Topeka with their kids to come to Broadway or don’t you?

As a theatre professional I just need to shout one more time: NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE TURNED INTO A GOD DAMN MUSICAL.

I’m already excited for the chorus boy who gets a moment to shine as Glenn Coco.

Also missed my favorite line:

Would it kill the Night King to look happy? He seems to be doing pretty well. Has a big army, lots of friends, and now a dragon. But he still always looks so...

Oh my sweet summer child. Of course he’s going to have a rally. He’s not going there to help, he’s going there to be a big boy and sit in a boat, then host a rally because the ratings will be better if he does it in a disaster zone.

Agreed, except he needs to stop with the hats.

Trump has yet to accept Mexico’s offer of help to the Houston flood victims.

Now now let’s be fair, she’s contractually obligated to wear those heels. You know he’s pointed out how huge the ratings would be if he divorced her on live TV and cut her out of the will. She’s a hostage at this point. She is utterly complicit and deserves zero fucks given but I’d bet money she doesn’t have a choice…

I don’t mean this in a bitchy way, but we just did use an in-universe example and you didn’t understand it, so I broke it down in a digestible way.