Hot take: Pickle will not be president.

Jesus, someone at SNL must have a bulletproof rabbit’s foot or horseshoe or something, because just when I thought the inspiration for their best bit of the year was vanishing to the Great Podium in the Sky, into the national spotlight comes an even better character. Hell, McCarthy could just make SNL her full time…

Al Swearengen is the fucking Picasso of cursing. This drip of tit spittle is little more than a feeble cocked vulgarian.

At least al had the balls to actually shoot someone face to face.

This is the White House communications director

This is the White House communications director, people. Let that sink in.

Jesus, he’s like a character on Deadwood. This is literally exactly how Al Swearengen talks.

Burundi is going through some shit, right now, as I understand it. Obviously, they are seeking asylum.

In a sick way, I hope something truly terrible has gone down with Trump and Putin. I want every Republican to own this nightmare now and forever, and supporting a president who was found to have sold out our democracy and play the puppet to a foreign adversary may be the one thing that could end the GOP for good.…

Tucker, honey, do you have any idea how much white Americans shit and pee in public? Cause it’s a lot. Especially when drunk.

Just to head this off at the pass; no, it’s still racist if you’re going to come into the comments to say something along the lines of “You know I normally wouldn’t say this, but the Roma really are [insert X stereotype here], and I know that because of [insert Y story about a trip to Europe]”

I think Trump’s hard-on for big trucks comes from A) his image of what a big strong man is: driving a big truck, digging for coal and grabbing a pussy, possibly all at the same time; and B) his overcompensation for living a life where he’s never had to lift a finger, is a germophobe and yet still wants to look like a…

This was a lot of stuff to hate.

Even if she had been a dude, she didn’t resemble the actual suspect in any other way but one.

The charge is: Knowing Your Rights Whilst Being Black

“Police say that they mistook the 5-foot-2, 115 pound Hargrove for a suspect who was described as being a 25 to 30-year-old bald man with a goatee, who stands at around 5 foot 10 and weighs 170 pounds.”

He only realized she wasn’t bald when she gave the name of her hair dresser.

Ok fine, let’s pretend for a second they aren’t racist. That just leaves grossly incompetent. They should be fired either way.

Clearly, the young woman here caused much of this problem.

5-foot-2, 115 pounds is a very small person. i figure the root of this is a black woman asserting her constitutional rights and that is UNACCEPTABLE. ARGH IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY