I like it.

He obviously has the sniffling nostril cancer and is too sick to be President.

With that deadpan look, she pretty much paraded around with Trump’s head on a pike.

Trump was a flaming bag of poo tonight and if he shows up for another debate, he’s crazy.

Trump obviously has the sniffling nostril cancer and is too sick to be President.

Excellent headline. Presidents rarely debate.

I’m #TeamWinnie

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The Trumpublican Party vice-presidential nominee refuses to describe a KKK leader and avowed white supremacist as “deplorable.” If you would vote for this man and his evil clown overlord, you are a terrible, dishonorable person.

Bad call for anybody in a battleground or swing state. It's either Trump or Clinton to 270 Electoral College votes.

Maintaining that grueling campaign schedule with pneumonia. Bad. Ass.

No, we do not get to perpetrate racial discrimination when engaging in commerce in the United States of America.

Matt Lauer gently caressed Trump’s bunions for thirty minutes, which is what you’d expect. As a “journalist,” Lauer is best known for announcing the arrival of giant gasbags at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

They could release a porn video and still be accused of faking the relationship.

My dog Sparky wants to be left alone to chill as he likes, too.

People should stop blaming the victim because she chose to work at Fox News. It’s no better than blaming a rape victim for going to a “bad part of town.” The perpetrator is 100% to blame for the wrongdoing.

I’m glad this criminal, who represents 1/160,000th of the Uber driver population in the U.S., was caught and I hope he spends the rest of his life in prison.

For real. Makes me long for “Call Me Maybe.”

I had legit forgotten Paris Hilton even existed.

It's not a "man bun." It's a bun.