And yet they’d all let Trump choose the next few Supreme Court justices.

Massive civil rights lawsuits.

In her new role as minority outreach director, Dash proclaimed Leonardo DiCaprio an honorary black man, ending Hollywood discrimination forever. Said Dash, “our great national whitemare is over!"

I’d pay a surprising but undisclosed sum to gently and respectfully smootch Emilia Clarke’s perfect upper lip.

Good. Ridiculous superstitions should not be accommodated by sex discrimination in modern civilization.

Opening statements of the Republican “debate” (a.k.a. rage-whine):

As a Dane, I can assure you that we don’t all do that thing you said.

The man contributes one single cell to the organism inside a woman, and all the rest is grown from her tissues, her nutrients, and her energy. His power over her decision should reflect that proportion.

Nacho Cheese Golem Donald Trump is the best so far.

MY SUPERSTITION IS BETTER THAN YOUR SUPERSTITION!

What the hell is wrong with you people? These customers endure discriminatory insults followed by blatant sexual harrassment in public, by a representative of the restaurant, and you complain about how they tip?

The word “all” makes your comment worthless. Sorry, reason!

Thy look ridiculous.

Against the Republican. A feminist should vote against the Republican politician, every time. j/k. Feminists vote for whoever they want. But it's better if they vote against Republicans.

Let me show you how proud I am to be yours
Leave this dress a mess on the floor
And still look good for you

I I needed a pop culture shift. My first thought was “why is Amanda from 'Nikita' in this article?”

Sparky says he's still the cutest.

If al these Republican Party voters in South Carolina and their ilk elsewhere don’t disgust you, your’e part of the problem.

A big fat civil rights lawsuit would be an appropriate response.

His brother tried to talk him into the innkeeping business but it just went in one ear.