And the Notorious R.B.G. can do whatever the fuck she wants.

The following citations document that Supreme Court since the 1800s has affirmed marriage, unlike smoking weed, is a civil right according to U.S. law with no limitation based on sex or gender (but I affirm smoking weed is a victimless crimes that shod be decriminalized).

This was a big "fuck you" to Mike Huckabee.

I spent last summer as production manager for a foundation that brings Broadway artists into Newtown to make theatre with the community affected by the shootings, including survivors. I lived and worked with these families and collaborated with children who literally walked through their classmates' blood that day.…

What. People wear logo t-shirts all the time.

Most people feel a need to join teams, causes, and tribes. This explains 90% of problematic human behavior.

Something something BENGHAZI!!!

She is an ethereal elven princess and far beyond our petty likes and dislikes.

Take it up with somebody who bleated about their own beliefs not being respected. You seem to be mixing up your various rage-rant-whine discussions. Your complaint was about my use of the words "sky tyrant" and I showed you that this description is accurate according to the believers' own premises.

If you grade 'em, don't date 'em.

Nah. Most people conceptualize the Judeo-Christian god as being in the sky, and he is, by his own words in the Bible, a tyrant. You should ask yourself why you are so offended by this accurate description.

For the lols, tell me more about how I am the asshole because I oppose and don't respect those who promote imposing their religious beliefs on people through government.

EXACTLY. I cannot respect your beliefs if they depend on superstitious fear that an invisible sky tyrant or his undead spawn will be unhappy or angry if we don't agree with them. I may be able to respect you as a person who has the odd little quirk of being superstitious in that way, if you are not otherwise a dick. …

I would pay a hundred dollars to watch children with measles punch Rand Paul repeatedly in the head with both fists.

If multiple consenting adults want to enter into a legal agreement for cohabitation, shared property ownership, mutual risk, and cooperation for child-care, then nobody's rights are being violated. Maybe they'll have some awesome sexytime too. The assumption that polygamy is inherently wrong is a fallacy.

I already love this movie a hundred zillion times more than the sure-to-be horrible Star Wars flick.

My favorite part of Katy Perry's halftime show was whatever Taylor Swift was doing someplace else.

The evil clown lies.

A dedicated zipper pocket helps, but a holster is best. Carrying a firearm is like driving a car: you must never stop being directly aware of the moving vehicle/firearm that should be under your control at all times.