You are correct, chrisjoplin, if the government enforces a silly law the same way for males and females, then the issue of sex discrimination is resolved. Your new proposal is still a solution in search of a problem, though, and virtually unenforceable. By extension, we would have to maintain the same haircut and…

That's Senator John Thune. He may be President someday when that pendulum swings back to the right. The ladies say he's a hunk.

Nothing about this clown is Libertarian. To be fully informed about what you're using as a pejorative, briefly visit www.lp.org/platform

And do you expect the DMV staff to check for penises, chrisjoplin? How absurd. Reasonable people say any requirement by the DMV imposed upon a woman that is not imposed upon a man, or vice versa, is governmental sex discrimination.

As a bona fide white person, I thought "LOL white people" too.

Is Pittsburgh the Florida of the north?

He looks so much like that guy who isn't Prince Charles, it's not even funny.

If he had a heart attack and fell down right in front of me I'd pretend I didn't see it and keep on walking.

Geezer mode: Back in my day we couldn't even REACH the seatbelts. They were all stuck way back in the crack of the seats. AND WE TURNED OUT OK.

Ariana Grande looks like Jessica Alba and Gwen Stefani had a baby.

And many a mellow was thereby harshed.

Got it. I just like my totally fake narratives a little more realistic.

"Church in the books?" There isn't a Christian religion in the books.

I like her best when she isn't dressed like an historical artifact.

SPOILER ALERT: the most recent novel was as boring as fuck. And by "as fuck" I mean unsatisfying, awkward sex with a boring person. Martin's characters are just wandering around.

She had me at Apocalyptic Urban Outfitters Employee.

Court martial, right?