I only know about who Pete is dating from this website. Y'all  don't have to write about him at all you know. 

Certainly none of these women, especially the press shy Kim Kardashian, could be responsible for the paps. It must be Pete, who you refer to as a “schmuck”. JFC, this site just continues to crater to new depths every week. And I’m not even a Davidson fan, but holy hell.

Lol. You assholes are so mad that some people find him attractive.