I never watched Bones before and her speech pattern was such distraction that I thought there might have been a stroke or alcoholism involved at some point. After a brief internet search (using terms that I am not proud of) I found that Bones might have a form of Asperger’s Syndrome.

I confess I have never seen Bones before and never will again. There are too many characters with the same darn reasons to be in the show, with the same motivation and I felt nothing was at stake at all. Watch Castle for how to use two leads and their sidekicks, and that’s on season 8.

I really think we need to spend more time appreciating Abbeyonce. Because like you said, damn.

Then she gave birth in a fucking manger ...because there was no room at the inn. I wanted to smack someone.

The REAL crossover we want

I dutifully watched both parts of the crossover, not having seen Bones before - and boy was that show distractingly bad (Deschanel’s line readings are so strangely mannered, that was distracting enough on its own). I know a crossover is a very tricky thing to pull off, but they didn’t really pull it off; the whole…